Granny Family

"I AM GOING TO KILL THEM ALL!!!"

- Evil Granny about the Granny Family.

The Granny Family is a group of people who don't really fit into society. They are not a group of Superheroes, just people who want to destroy the evil vampire known as Evil Granny. The current members are Super Granny, Wonder Granny, Fat Grandpa, Sassy White Girl and Skerbie.

Intentions
The Granny Family's goal is to become the most famous gang of sluts in the world. Evil Granny usually tries to stop them from doing this usually by killing them or sabotaging their events. Another goal of their's is to kill Evil Granny because she is, as they put it, "an annoying bitch".

Forming the First Team
Back when Super Granny and Wonder Granny were only in their teens, they had an idea to form a club to become super famous and respected. They recruited Wonder Granny's girlfriend at the time, Evil Granny and Super Granny's boyfriend, Fat Grandpa. They stayed together for many years and went on many crazy adventures such as, fighting Cleopatra, stealing Satan's dog and twerking at Nazis in WW2.

Issues
In the 1940s, Wonder Granny and Evil Granny's relationship began to fade and eventually they broke up. In a heartbroken rage Evil Granny ran to Fat Grandpa and tried to get with him but he promptly refused and told Super Granny about it. When Super granny got wind of what happened she punched Evil Granny in the face and told her to get the hell out of their house. Evil Granny left but not before swearing to kill them all.

Evil Granny then became the Granny Family's arch nemisis and she always tried to kill every last one of them.

New Member
After years of not having a fourth member, The family finally found someone who could join them in the form of Sassy White Girl. However, she need help getting out of her shell and to become more sassy to make her parents proud. Super Granny gave her some Flamingo Juice and Sassy White Girl finally lived up to her name and became the fourth and sassiest member of The Granny Family.

Current Members

 * Super Granny (Leader)
 * Wonder Granny
 * Fat Grandpa
 * Sassy White Girl
 * Skerbie

Former Members

 * Evil Granny (Friend turned enemy)
 * Iron Granny (Comatose)

Current Allies

 * Reginald Jeeves

Current Enemies

 * Secret Society of Evil Bitches
 * Evil Granny
 * Judy Buté
 * Rebecca De Slute
 * Triggered Bitch